On behalf of all the Grown Ass men out there Happy Mothers Day!
We all know Cinco De Mayo is on the the 5th of May. The Jimmy Kimmel crew went out on the streets of Hollywood to conduct an experiment to prove not everyone knows when “Cinco De Mayo” is… Just check out this clip and be ready to laugh at some stupid ass people.
Happy Cinco De Mayo and try not to get too “White Boy Wasted” on this holiday celebrating brown people’s indepence lol.
The NFL Draft is a great yearly event.My favorite team stinks and I need a drink.Instead of watching the draft I’m going to cook dinner and have a nice lady over for drinks… I’ll be making her my famous Lemon Drop martini…
Here’s how you do it…
-cut a lemon into 6 slices
-pour some sugar on a plate
-2 oz.Ketl 1 vodka
-Country Time Lemonade
-1 oz. Cointeaux
1. take 3 slices of lemon… squeeze then place in shaker tin
2. add Ketl 1 & Cointreaux
3. add splash of Lemonade and sugar
4. Make a sugar rim with a martini glass
5. shake contents in shaker tin
6. serve it to your guest
7. put the Do Not Disturb sign on the door
Holla at you soon
28 year US Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is an 11 time Olympic medalist and his seven individual Olympic medals rank him 2nd all time in men’s swimming. But these days its Lochte’s strokes outside of the pool that have garnered him main stream attention. Lochte’s frat boy lifestyle and “Jersey Shore” like love -life has the media in a frenzy. The media has already labeled him “America’s Sexiest Douche-bag”.
But I’m here to ask is that label fair? As a Grown Ass Men I can’t answer the sexy part, but is this dude really a douche bag for acting on his 15 minutes of fame by trying to handle as many white chicks he can with his multiple token black homies (As seen on his new E! Entertainment reality show “What Would Lochte Do“) ??? Ok maybe he is a douche but I tell you this, I’d rather party with this Olympic Douche medalist before any of the dudes from the “Jersey Shore” (maybe not Pauly D). Regardless if you think Lochte is just a bro with fame or a super douche the guy isn’t the brightest. His lack of intelligence (especially in interviews) is the main reason he is showcased on this week’s “White Guy Wednesday“.
Watch as these News Anchors in Philly can’t keep it together after Lochte’s hilariously dumb interview.
Lochte=The Worst Interviewer
What Would Lochte Do Trailer “Jeahhh”!!!
Drake recently dropped off his James Fauntleroy -assisted ode to baddest chick in the game, Beyonce, with his ”Girls Love Beyonce” single, and now 20-year-old producer JAYBeatz has taken it upon himself to mashup Beyonce’s vocals onto the new tune. Replacing Fauntleroy’s chorus, which stems from Destiny’s Child’s “Say My Name,”. “Girls Love Beyonce” is a play on words, as Drake tries to pour his heart out about the fact he can’t find a ‘real’ chick…lol. Hilarious as it sounds this track is actually dope. Check it out and leave a comment of what you think.
Hope you enjoy this week’s Thicky Thursday. Just remember to tuck your boner.
During yesterday’s 2013 WNBA draft, the Phoenix Mercury selected Notre Dame’s star hoopster, Skyler Diggins. However, the real story is now we will continue to see this beautiful lady on SportsCenter, NBC, NBA TV, and in our dreams. Skylar was a straight stud in college: 2x Big East Player of the Year, Notre Dame’s All-Time leader in points, and now will become the hottest chick in the “other” league. So fellaz, make sure you have your lotion ready next time you watch ESPN…Uhh…..Hold up…..Kill that….That’s a terrible idea.
Ok…I’ll be honest. One of my true guilty pleasures is the music of Billy Idol. Yes…..I said it…Billy Idol. The Punk Rockin….Chick Slappin…..Finger Throwin rocker from England. To me, it’s some of the best music from the 80′s…..So for this edition of White Guy Wednesday….Here is on of my favorite BI songs. The irony of it is that I’ve had a Jones for this song for over 25+ years and I’ve only been a UNLV Rebel for 16….Self fulfilling prophecy? Maybe….So check out “Rebel Yell” from my dog….Billy Idol.
Please tell me you remember this….if so…Then you are a real, true GAM